being too shy to ask for wi-fi passwords
“Nothing kills you like your mind”
*releases 420 cows into a field* hahahaha graze it
when you flawlessly execute an insult
alright, put the money in the bag….
PUT IT IN
umm, you’re facing the wrong way, sir
ALRIGHT, GIVE ME THE MONEY
Reblog if you don’t have a girlfriend or boyfriend.
That’s a lot of notes. Let’s all date each other. Everyone get into groups of two.
Let’s do the math then.
with 841,518 reblogs that would be 420,279 couples.
cAN I GET MINE IN PINK PLS
everytime I see this post it has an even amount of notes, I guess I’m just doomed to be alone forever
- me: shit my mom is almost home and i forgot to do chores
- me: better sweep fast
- me: broom broom