Sometimes, the best way to not get your heart broken is to act like you don’t have one.
"we’re just normal lads" [wears 700 dollar shirt]
I want a relationship that’s just like super cool friendship with like kissing
Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.
i’d rather eat a salad than go to school
Your butt is nice but it would be nicer if it was on my lap
do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song
Adult things arent NEARLY as complex as I thought they were growing up I just walked into bank of america and said im here to open a checking account and they said ok and opened me a checking account